NOBEL PIECE OF SHIT PRIZE

“I am a chronic liar so shamelessly deceitful, so utterly revolting in my dishonesty, that I have inspired the creation of the

Nobel Piece of Shit Prize

— a prestigious (dis)honor reserved for those who master the art of deception while leaving a trail of betrayal and disgust in their wake. A living monument to hypocrisy, my legacy is a stench that even time won’t erase.”